family guy really has some of the craziest moments you’ll ever see 😂ðŸ˜
Out of the way. I'm an EMT. Her airway's jammed. Come on now, just like that. I need some gravitational help. Oh no, her clothes are constricting, as are mine. Oh my God. Oh, thank you, Jerome. You saved my life. Thank you.
Your two sons died getting their heads shaved at orientation. They didn't even make it to the barracks. Oh, the cost of freedom! Here's a flag we didn't bother to fold.
Not that guy. He always comes bearing really inconvenient gifts. Hey, you guys. Peter. I brought you some saltwater tropical fish. Now, you gotta feed him every two hours, and I fed him an hour ago. All right, you got the food? No, I don't have the food. You get that at a tropical fish store. It's 9.30 at night. Well, you better get going. Son of
Peter, that's disgusting. Here, spit in this cup instead. Oh, there's my apple juice. Stewie, wait, don't... Where's my money? You gonna give me more money? Ah, never mind.
Okay, guys, I got one. Would you rather get a massage from a man or surgery from a female doctor? Wow. Like minor surgery? No, serious surgery, like a blown kidney or something. Jeez. Good question, Peter. Is the man gay? Nope. Is the female doctor at least Jewish or Asian? No, but actually, you know what? I'm going to take it up a notch. Hispanic. Greates t debate in history 🔥😂
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